leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via calm-and-grace)

manhood:

This could be us

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

(Source: slippier, via pizza)

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

image

Whoa there Jesus

(via dirtyhickeyvevo)

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(via guccier)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via pizza)

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

ruinedchildhood:

"talk dirty to me"

image

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via lmaoalien)

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

(via enfuiraveclesoleil)

plastic-apple:

I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

(via crystallized-teardrops)

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

(via crystallized-teardrops)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via fake-mermaid)

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