06:46 pm

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet
06:39 pm
tagged as funny
06:22 pm
Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F
06:17 pm

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

06:17 pm

prettylittleliartheorie-s:

The Toby in a hoodie scene, will be one of those ‘Spencer hears a noise, freaks out, cue dark rainy shadows, looks around suspiciously to make us think A is going to break in when Toby in his hoodie pops his head down to look inside, really quickly, scares us all but turns out the writers are just trying to make us think one thing when it’s the complete opposite, as usual’

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+ i’m pretty sure he just had a hoodie to cover himself from the rain :)

06:13 pm

octobra:

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

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06:12 pm
pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

06:12 pm

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

06:11 pm
allmonds:

Boys are gonna love me thanks to these tips

allmonds:

Boys are gonna love me thanks to these tips

06:10 pm
06:05 pm

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

06:03 pm

supermoclel:

velcro is such a rip off

06:00 pm

wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person

05:57 pm

coluring:

when you see this pic on every single text post

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05:55 pm

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG



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